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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Pros and Cons of being a Vampire

In celebration of release of my book, To Kill a Vampire and since it is a new year and we are all pondering our life choices, I thought this would be the perfect time to debate a very serious topic: The pros and cons of being a vampire.

Think about it - if you woke up with this hot vampire drooling over your throbbing jugular, and they say, "Come join me in the eternal night, or be my tasty one night snack", how would you answer?

I've actually (maybe strangely) contemplated this question for quite a long time, as in a scary, unmentionable number of year, and here are a few of my thoughts:

Immortality! Yeah, baby!
Eternal youth.                                 
Stay up all night, sleep all day.                            
Don't have to worry about muggers, unless they've been eating garlic.                                  
Easy meal planning.                                             

Immortality. Yawn. I mean, how many ways can I wear my hair? And bell bottoms in style again? Really???
Never feeling the sun on my skin again.
Drinking blood to survive. Yuck. 
Eternal Youth. "Are you seriously carding me? I'm like one hundred and twelve."
Your friends start looking like dinner.

I could go on...and on, but I'd love to hear some of your thoughts!